Writing Prompt #11

The touch of her…
Santa woke with a panic, it was three days before Christmas and those bastard elves had shaved his beard off in his sleep.

Writing Prompt #10

I am a funk addict. Let me tell you about my dealer…

This is not a confession

Writing Prompt #9

The solution to Brexit is…
The Beatles could have been so much better if…

Writing Prompt #8

1. Don’t open that door, there is a…
2. I’ve discovered the meaning of life, it is…
3. You do not deserve an apology.

Writing Collab #6 – They Call It Halloween

Walking down the street bones-a-rattling in the cold and musky late October air, Batty and Bones huddled close to each other as children paraded shaking buckets of sweets and howling ghostly screams.

Writing Collab #5 – The Headless Horseman

I, nightmares sad knight am no beast. I am not terror for you to scream yourself to sleep after seeing. So why then do people lose their heads in panic at the sight of me?

Writing Prompt #7

I watched the dawning of creation, and frankly it was…
I can remember everything in the most precise details. But I can’t remember what she looked like.

Writing Prompt #6

Did David definitely dance down Devon, dear?
If you don’t do this, I will…

DAY 30- 30 Day Writing Challenge

‘By George, I have it’ cried Henry as he took a mouthful of the strange meaty concoction that had been stewing for the last fourteen hours on Kevin’s stove.