Christmas Writing Challenge #5

Santa Clones The Movie

As Christmas comes once more, Santa gets his sleigh loaded and hits the open skies. But when he lands in downtown Brooklyn he finds that he’s been beaten to it. A new, faster Santa has been doing the rounds ahead of him.

In a race against the clock, Santa tracks down this new nemesis in order to confront him. When he catches up to the man in question is shocked to discover that it is him.

As is tradition when one meets their doppelganger a bitter fight to the death must ensue. With sleigh chases and a level of violence never-before seen in a Christmas film watch Santa is his question to take down the Clones that stole his life, and the shady corporation that lay behind the whole thing.

*** “This film is OK at best“- The Guardian

** “who knew Santa was such a violent bastard!” – The Sun

** “Don’t let your kids watch this, it’s shit” Total Film

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. I’m not sure why, but I thought they’d appeal to you 🤣

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  2. Love those reviews!! 🤣🖤

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