Steady there. Don’t drop the…
I haven’t the heart to tell you.
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Steady there. Don’t drop the…
I haven’t the heart to tell you.
I reckon and beckon eternal feet for the foraging forensic firesides fanning the flames of several large giblets of fore.
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F#ck I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here
F#ck Strictly Come Dancing
F#ck X Factor
F#ck the UK General Election***
I have redacted
the faces
and the names
This was literally the worst thing that ever happened to me…
Your eyes.
If Gods and Monsters could convene to solve the problems of the many, they would no doubt create more than they could fix.
In 2009, myself and a good friend of mine decided to write a piece about a comedy double act who had been friends forever, but who fell out after years performing on stage together.
Thanks to Bulbul for the nomination for this award!
The touch of her…
Santa woke with a panic, it was three days before Christmas and those bastard elves had shaved his beard off in his sleep.
Devise a personal reality
Divide opinion and emotion.
I don’t get my name in lights.
Or even in the credits
I am a funk addict. Let me tell you about my dealer…
This is not a confession
Autumn always brings dancing death to our doors
I am very honoured that I have been nominated for a sunshine blogger award!
Welsh rain batters pitter-patter
From coast to town to rolling hill
I, the cosmic mind have explored the labyrinths of the sea.
I have counted and measured the waves and explored the depths.
I have counted the grains of sand on the shores of the time.
I am the quantifier of all human life.
As we teeter; Jenga-like totems of our former selves; reminders flood cauterised caches. Photocopies of what we were, what I was, what this was.
No foxes in the moonlight
Just screens facing the void
The solution to Brexit is…
The Beatles could have been so much better if…
The Rhesus Monkey could teach us humanity
They’re all one in seven billion.